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lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

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OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

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OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

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I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

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OH NO

posidone:

posidone:

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*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you

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come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it

wanna write poems 👌